Thursday, January 28, 2010

All You Do is Make Circles with your Butt

All of us have natural talents.  Unfortunately, I do not have one particular talent that I would like to just have a smidgen of talent in.

Dancing. 

In fact, not only do I NOT have a natural gift for dancing - I am absolutely, terribly, horribly awful at dancing.  My own husband, who just a short while ago swore to love me no matter what, will walk away from me on a dance floor.  And not only walk away, but actually laugh at me.  Laugh.  It must be worse than I thought.

Although, dancing is not my forte, I do occasionally give this whole dancing thing a go, particularly when I've had a few cocktails.  Over the years, I've tried some different moves, but none of them seem to be the magic trick. 

A few weeks ago, a friend of mine, GG, who is a natural dancer, gave me a tip on how to find some moves.  According to GG, all you have to do is make circles with your butt. 

Hmmm.  Let me think on this for a moment.

Keep the torso still, bend the knees, move the feet and make circles with your butt. 

Hmmmmmmm.  O.K.

Pretend like there is a piece of glass behind you and you are drawing circles on the glass with your butt.  Really?  Is that all there is to it?  I can do this.  Right?

I will diligently practice this in front of my mirror and bring out this move the next time I see you all.  Cross your fingers.  And don't laugh.

In the mean time, I'll leave you with some pretty pics of my recent trip to Puerto Rico (where I picked up this little tid-bit) with my friend GG.  It's January and gross outside.  Maybe these will make everyone happy!


1 comment:

  1. Can you please email me all of your PR pictures? I need something to remind me that my life isn't all that bad on the days that suck...aka Monday through Thursday :)

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